Hunter and I were just discussing how it would be economical to celebrate all holidays the day after. Candy and novelties would be 1/2 off, restaurants would be empty, etc. I said we can't celebrate v-day on the 15th this year bc it's Wednesday and we have mutual. He said well on the 16th then.
I argued that therein is the problem... We wouldn't ever celebrate it bc we'd keep putting it off.
He shot back with... Dear, February is for lovers. I said no February is black history month.
Hunter: and do you know who the best lovers are?
Me:.... Black people?
Hunter: yes.
Me: what the heck! Why?!
Hunter: because they gave us smooth jazz.
Hunter won this argument.
Hunter should have his own talk show.
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